Favorites from The Simpsons:
Sideshow Bob: Oh, come now. You wanted to be Krusty’s sidekick since you were five. What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?
Cecil: I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
Joblessness: it’s no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.
—Kent Brockman
来自辛普森一家的最爱：
Sideshow Bob：噢，来吧。你从五岁起就想当克鲁斯蒂的伙伴。小丑课怎么样？小丑学院四年？
塞西尔：谢谢你不要那样称呼普林斯顿。
失业：不再仅仅是哲学专业的学生。有用的人开始感到拮据。
- Kent Brockman（谷歌翻译仅供参考）